Jess Denton
🍻 Pint-erested Explorers of Sussex! 🍻
Oi, you adventurous boozers! Fancy a trek across Sussex that doesn’t just quench your wanderlust but also your thirst? 🌍➕🍺=🥳. Grab your pub-crawl shoes (the ones that have seen more pubs than grass) and your best mates, because we’re about to embark on a tipsy journey across Sussex’s most iconic watering holes. Warning: Spontaneous bursts of “I LOVE SUSSEX” might occur after the third pint.
The George Inn, Alfriston:
🏠 Where Ye Olde Meets “Oh, I Need Another One of Those!” 🍺
Kicking off our pint-astic journey is none other than The George Inn in Alfriston. If these walls could talk, they’d probably slur their words – they’ve been soaking up the pub vibes for centuries!
Setting the Scene: Imagine stepping into a place where time’s had a few too many. Creaky beams, fires that’ve been gossiping since the Tudors, and a lingering suspicion that a ghost in the corner is nursing a hangover from 1625.
Drink Up, You Legend: Whether you’re a fan of ciders that taste like a stolen Sussex sunset or ales with more depth than your last relationship, The George won’t disappoint. Pro tip: Whisper “what’s the local’s secret?” to the bartender and prepare for a pint-sized epiphany.
Quick But Essential Detour: While in Alfriston, stagger… I mean, stroll through the village. Between the Clergy House and the poetic Cuckmere River, it’s like history decided to have a pint here too. Just keep one eye on the horizon; we’ve got more pubs to conquer!
The Lamb Inn, Eastbourne:
🍺 Where the Seagulls are Jealous of Your Pint 🌊
Setting sail to our next stop, we’ve got The Lamb Inn in Eastbourne. Now, while Eastbourne is famed for its pier and seagulls with serious attitude, The Lamb adds another feather (or should I say froth?) to its cap.
A Peek Inside: Picture a place where even the woodwork seems to chuckle at pub jokes. Vintage charm, fireplaces that’ve heard more secrets than the local barber, and a bar that gleams with promises of “just one more.”
Beverage Bulletin: Fancy a pint that tastes like the Sussex coast had a dance-off with some hops? The Lamb’s your place. But if ale’s not your dance partner, there’s cider that might just inspire you to pen a love ballad.
While You’re Wobbling: Don’t forget to embrace the sea breeze of Eastbourne. Maybe even challenge a seagull to a stare-off. Just remember, they play for keeps. And your chips.
The Black Horse, Lewes:
🍻 Because Every Legendary Pub Crawl Needs a Horse, Right? 🐴
Gallop on over to our next spot: The Black Horse in Lewes. If the previous pubs were a gentle trot, this one’s a majestic canter through history and hops.
History with Humour: This pub’s seen it all: Vikings, Normans, and that one guy who swears he invented time travel after his fifth pint.
Liquid Gold: Whether you’re after a stout that’s as deep as your mate Dave’s philosophical rants or a lager light enough to match last summer’s fling, The Black Horse doesn’t horse around with its selection.
Lingering in Lewes: Once you’ve had your fill (or even if you’re just pretending you have), prance around Lewes. It’s like stepping into a postcard from the past, with a filter of modern-day quirk. And if you think you see a castle, no, it’s not the beer goggles – Lewes Castle is the real deal!
The Star Inn, Steyning:
🌟 Where Stars Aren’t Just in the Sky, They’re in Your Glass! 🌟
Next up, The Star Inn in Steyning. It’s not just a pub, it’s a legend. Rumour has it, Merlin himself might’ve popped in for a quick one. (Okay, maybe that’s a bit of a stretch, but after a few, who’s counting?)
The Starry Ambiance: With its cozy corners and a vibe that whispers of ancient tales, The Star Inn feels like a place where folklore meets laughter. Or maybe that’s just the sound of another round being poured.
Galactic Brews: Dive into a cosmic selection of ales and ciders that are a starry spectacle. There’s a brew for every taste, from the supernova strong to the light years light.
Stumbling Through Steyning: After basking in the stellar glow of The Star Inn, wander the streets of Steyning. They say every cobblestone has a story – just watch out, some might try to trip you up after you’ve had a few!
The Tiger Inn, East Dean:
🐯 Roaring Fires, Roaring Good Times! 🐯
Pouncing onto the scene is The Tiger Inn in East Dean. No actual tigers here (sorry to disappoint), but it’s got a spirit that’s just as wild!
Historic Hangout: This isn’t just a pub; it’s an experience. An experience that says, “Yes, I’ve been around since the 16th century, but age only adds flavour, darling!”
Pints with Purr-sonality: From ales that roar with robustness to lagers that lazily lounge on your palate, The Tiger’s drinks menu is an adventure in itself.
Exploring East Dean: Once you’ve had your fill of the wild side, take a leisurely prowl around East Dean. With its green meadows and quaint cottages, it’s the purr-fect setting to let that last pint settle.
The White Horse, Chilgrove:
🐎 Giddy Up for Goblets of Glory! 🐎
Saddle up, folks, as we trot over to The White Horse in Chilgrove. It’s said every pub has a spirit (and we’re not just talking about the ones behind the bar). At The White Horse, it’s all about grandeur and a bit of cheeky mischief.
A Pint of Panache: With timbered ceilings that have seen more than their fair share of tipsy toasts, this place oozes charm. Each corner seems to have a story, most of which probably start with “After a few pints, right…”
Horsing Around: If you fancy a brew that kicks like a stallion or a cider as smooth as a canter in the countryside, you’re in for a treat. And for the adventurous – ask about the “Chilgrove Challenge”. Just don’t say we didn’t warn ya!
Charm of Chilgrove: Post-pint (or pints, no judgement here), saunter around Chilgrove. Breathe in that fresh Sussex air – it’s like a natural sober-upper, preparing you for the next leg of our crawl!
The Black Rabbit, Arundel:
🐇 Hop into a Wonderland of Woozy Delights! 🐇
Ending our crawl (or should I say, elegant stumble?) is the riverside gem, The Black Rabbit in Arundel. It’s like Alice’s Wonderland, but instead of a Mad Hatter, you get a jolly bartender!
Riverside Revelry: Situated by the Arun River, this pub offers scenic views. And if the landscape starts looking a tad wobbly, it’s probably not just the river’s ripples – time to hydrate with some H2O!
A Toast to the Tale: Dive into a pint that’s as deep as the Cheshire Cat’s philosophical riddles or a spritz that sparkles like Alice’s curious eyes. Every drink here is an adventure down a rabbit hole.
All About Arundel: Once you’ve had your fill of whimsy, explore Arundel’s grandeur. The towering castle, historic lanes, and perhaps a white rabbit or two, if you squint hard enough.
Tips for a Successful Pub Crawl:
🍺 From Pro to Pub Pro: Making the Most of Your Crawl 🍺
Every pub adventurer needs their trusty guidebook (or, in this case, a lighthearted list). Here’s how to go from zero to pub hero in no time!
1. Hydration Nation: For every pint of ale, consider a pint of water. It’s like giving your future self a high-five… or at least a less painful morning.
2. Foodie Fuel: Sure, liquid courage is great and all, but ever tried pub grub? Those pies aren’t going to eat themselves! 🥧 Plus, a full belly means you can tackle the crawl with gusto.
3. Get Home Safe & Sound: Whether you’re planning on apparating (not recommended after pints) or taking the Knight Bus, just ensure it’s safe. Hiring a designated driver or summoning a local taxi are top-tier choices.
4. Respect and Revelry: Dive into the local vibe. Chat up the locals, share a laugh, and respect the traditions. Remember, it’s their regular and your retreat.
And there we have it – a whirlwind, slightly woozy journey through the heart of Sussex’s pub scene. From historic haunts to riverside retreats, there’s a story in every sip and a memory in every mug.
So, what are you waiting for? Sussex is calling, with its frothy brews, crackling fires, and tales of old. Here’s to your own epic pub adventure, where the journey is just as intoxicating as the drinks!
